Chucktober 7: H2-Oh Snap!

Welcome back, toys and squirrels, to the 7th annual celebration known as Chucktober! Seeing as this is the 7th year (which is only 3 years away from 10, so that makes it special), I’ve put all my effort into ensuring this is the best Chucktober yet! Or, at the very least, the seventh best.

In any event, the lineup for this Chucktober is packed, stacked and ready to attack, so take a moment to see what I have in store for you!

It’s okay if you cry… it’s a lot to take in. And really, you’re a little unstable, so I had a feeling that this would happen. Here, have some orange juice… you good? Okay, then…

LET’S GET THIS CHUCKTOBER STARTED RIGHT!

Chucktober 6: The Curse of Matt-suzaka!

Good gravy, just what on earth could that smell be?! Rotten milk? A dead animal? The sticky side of Nelly’s band aid? Oh, wait, I know what that smell is! It’s…

CHUCKTOBER!!!

Okay, now that you've had a moment to get used to the stench, I should quickly explain what Chucktober is. You know, in case you weren’t here last five years. Simply put, Chucktober is a month-long celebration in which all posts are dedicated to the work of actor, singer-songwriter and mime Nuno Roque!

Oh, wait, that’s in January. Or should I say, Nunoary?

Anyway, Chucktober is, in fact, an entire month exclusively dedicated to all things horror and, of course, Halloween. What does such an event include, you might be asking?! Well, pull up your pants (seriously) and take a look for yourself!

Seriously, if your pants aren’t full, then you must lack the ability to poop, because this line-up is set to rock your bowels with the force of 10,000 Arby’s Jr. Bacon Cheddar Melts.

Regardless of your bowel movements, or lack thereof, I for one am Xtremely excited for this Chucktober, so without any further ado…

LET’S GET THIS CHUCKTOBER STARTED RIGHT!!!

Chucktober 5: The Revenge of Matt-suzaka!

It looks as if the calendar has finally crawled its way to the 1st of October. While this might simply be a normal day for the average person, here at Chuck Norris Ate My Baby, October 1st is a day in which the clouds tear wide open to reveal a demented darkness so intense and demoralizing that all within its reach are instantly possessed by madness. This is a day where the world grows colder and darker, and all that is sane withers away to reveal a chaos of orange and black, as it tangles around a barrage of horror. This is a day known as…

CHUCKTOBER!

Welcome back, boils and ghouls, to what is officially the start of the 5th annual celebration known as Chucktober! And oh boy do I have one hell of an awesome line-up of Halloween and horror goodies up my wicked sleeve for you this Chucktober, so I’ll shut my unholy hole and let you take a tour of what the month has in store:

I think this bad ass line-up speaks for itself, so without further ado…

LET’S GET THIS CHUCKTOBER STARTED RIGHT!

Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party!: And So it Begins Edition!

What up party people in the house?! I know you know what time it is, but if you don't then you is about to learn, shun! Today may seem like a typical Friday night on the surface, but this Friday is actually coated in an extra special caramel glaze here at CNAMB. And no, I didn't become a woman today or anything like that, instead, it is the first day of October, meaning, it's the first day of Chucktober! Now, what exactly is Chucktober you ask? Well, even if you didn't ask, here is the lowdown: The entire month of October will be celebrated in style, with all - and I mean ALL - content being of the horror variety! I know, crazy right?!

Now, this blog is already like 85% horror to begin with, but we're going all out here for Chucktober. I'm talking about all the dance parties, all the hangovers and all of the reviews will be horror or Halloween related in some capacity throughout this month of madness. I will also continue to share with you all of the fun and/or marginally interesting Halloween happenings that go down here in my real (lame) life. And lastly, there will be a special surprise or two tailor made specifically for this epic event of bearded brutality, and I know how much you love surprises that aren't of the "I'm pregnant" variety!

I know I know, you're excited, but don't waste all your energy just yet as there still be some dancing to do. This is a five Friday month(!), so lets start Chucktober off with nothing less than a simple good time. Tonight's funky track is a homemade Halloween rap that comes to us via German duo, NEtotal. Now, I really don't know much about these guys but, from what I have seen, they are a German comedy-duo that make videos like the one provided. It's always funnier when this shit is not on purpose, but this video still rocks thanks to the great lyrics and the accents that are endlessly entertaining whilst slinging rhymes.

Enjoy, and don't be afraid to check out the ghost of Chucktober past by clicking the link! *LINK*