Hell of the Living Dead is a 1981 Italian zombie film, and as with many Italian zombie films, it is a rip-off of a handful of other successful movies of the time, namely, Dawn of the Dead. Sometimes completely boring, sometimes completely entertaining, this sloppily made film is more than fun and even more than ridiculous with its poor gore FX and incredibly painful and overly used stock footage.
Brought to us by Bruno Mattei, Hell of the Living Dead was co-written by frequent Mattei collaborator, Claudio Fragasso, who also did some of the second unit directing that, consisted of effects work to beef up the grue. If the name Claudio Fragasso sounds somewhat familiar, it's because he is the man responsible for bringing cinema one of its finest films ever constructed, Troll 2. That should tell you all you need to know…
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I didn't know Rumer Willis worked with hazardous materials?
(If you are not aware, Rumer Willis, daughter of Bruce and Demi, has a massive noggin. Like, Rocky Dennis makes fun of her massive)
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"You got something on your shoulder…here, let me get it for you!"
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"Who wants to hear some of my freestyle? Throw your guns in the air..."
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"Remember, whomever cums last, has to eat the cookie. All of it."
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"Wake up honey, it's 7:45, you're gonna be late for work…"
"I'm not going in today, babe…I'm feeling a little under the weather, and I'm DEAD tired!" 
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"Your lack of breast milk really irks me, daddy…"
"Guess this will just have to do then."
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"You wouldn't by any chance happen to have a napkin on you? That damn buffalo wing sauce gets everywhere, doesn't it?!" 
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Even the natives can't help but get swelled heads when they run into a naked white women with jungle bush. Just ask the guy with the diaper.
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"Hey, I could really go for some of that Oil of Olay you got over there…" 
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The disturbing and corrupting effects that rap music has on decent white women. 
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"Nope, I don't see your cat up here either." 
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Looks like someone didn't get the memo.
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"Anyone seen the lifeguard around? Um, help?"
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I'm chewing in the rain, chewing in the rain…
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"Hey, let us in and we'll tell you all about Jesus…at least take a few of these pamphlets!"
