If you find that your shirt is already slightly torn, why not just go ahead and rip it off? If you have an oily swamp chest and are in the midst of a major brawl with a villain rockin’ a similarly buttered set of pectorals, then why bother leaving it on? It’ll just get more wrinkled anyway, so at least if you rip it off, Hogan style, you may scare off your slimy chested foe. Unless, of course, he too takes off his shirt, then you’re just kinda back to square one. Hope your Karate skills are tight…cause the shirtless playing field is now officially level. Well, level until Cynthia fucking Rothrock shows up, and she’s on your side! Then you are, truly, Undefeatable. Buckle up, Stingray…this ones gonna hurt.
Just an observation.
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Ha ha...good call! Where's Balki when you really need him? Probably banging that stuffed sheep he brought from Mypos!
ReplyDeleteGreat to have solo Matt-suzaka in the blogosphere. Nice start, too.
ReplyDeleteThanks a bunch Marty...it'll be a task keeping up, but I look forward to doing a blog of my own. Now I will have to decide which posts to put up on which blogs!
ReplyDeleteHa! My cousin showed me this a while ago on youtube - never fails to bring a smile to my face. If you can get past all the baby-oil and homo-eroticism you will witness some really quite intense eye-brow acting. Utterly, utterly ridiculous. Yeah! See ya.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you enjoy the clip, James. When that dude said, "Yeah...see ya!" I almost died! He says it with such authority and confidence, it is one of the funniest things I have ever seen! I love the direct punches to the face at the beginning of the fight too!
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